Sunday, January 25, 2015

2014 for IT Idiots

It's been a long long time since I've posted some ramblings here. The internet has gotten way to big for its own good and now one can't jack off to porn without the looming threat of someone zooming in with his 100 megapixel camera to post on social media and cash in on the hits and tits.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Garbo

"Marshall, you have no friends." -- Rachel Solando reminding Teddy Daniels about who to trust, Shutter Island (Dennis Lehane, 2003)

Before you begin reading, I might as well mention right here that if you WANT your faith in humanity restored, stop right here.

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Blogless

So I've noticed I've been talking less for almost a year at a time. I partly blame my ADD for this as I cannot seem to focus on the tempting topics to talk about. Unfortunately, my attention span doesn't permit me to remember to note down what I wanted to rant about.

The second culprit to this is that I have been "inexplicably" happy that I have literally been indifferent about a lot of issues. I realized that I actually write better when I am pissed or depressed or (my personal favorite) drunk, an extremity of my emotions that I have not been able to reach lately. You will probably think I'm suffering from some form of hormonal imbalance or some neurological condition and you would be right.

Mind you, while my mind seems to delude itself with thoughts of happiness, my body doesn't seem to agree with it. Lately, I've been experiencing some health issues including but maybe not limited to questionable kidney and lung problems plus I'm having my initial bout of alopecia for some reason.

Well, I guess much to the relief of the people who hate reading my shit, I will be writing less often then. Unless, of course, something else rubs me the wrong way or my hormones start changing in the other direction.

Are we genetically designed to be slaves?

A friend who works for a call center and is used to dealing with Americans once told me: "Be nice to American brands, they do their best to satisfy their customers but don't hold back on insulting our stores and services that sell them."

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Immigration bullshit

Each and every election always leaves me with the overwhelming need to shoot myself out of hopelessness. However, with each election and the pathetic and incompetent people who won their seats like it was a beauty pageant, I find that it is much easier to shoot everyone else and run for the hills - literally.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Curse of Money

Seven years ago I used to laugh at a colleague's story about a college friend who earned six figures at a bank. I, or rather, WE found it amusing that she could never lead a normal relationship.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Love Undecided

Eight years.

That's how long it has been since I really went head over heels for a woman. Eight years since I've had a real erection with a generous amount of semen. 

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